£100 000 to update some toilets in the house of commons!
i know where my taxes go
for that price I hope they'll have a royal flush.

you can buy a house for this price.

yeah Murray won, yeah everybody feels proud to be British.

when it suits them English people feel British, but most of the time they are just ENGLISH, and would snigger at the Scottish.
bunch of hypocrits.

It's like the dom tom for french people.

We love marie jose perec but all the others are fucking faignasse.

Fucking world.

what the hell! ..........somebody reads this topic!

Scotland is actually going to do a referendum, to be independent.
In team sport England already plays against Scotland and the English are quite happy to beat up a few Scots.
Britishness as seen on your TV screens with Wimbledon is a smoke screen, they all hate each others guts.

Man hates his neighbour.

Every where.

sometimes people don't realise that you've posted something.
blinded by whiteness

Whiteness houston?

Whiteness houston?

You said "yes, but... " i don't know what it means, it is so ambigous

try answering me Kaio, and it will all be revealed

I thought you had worked that one out, but perhaps you need another award

I try, but what is the question?

Maybe i've missed somthing

Ah i guess, you want me to write a real speech to thank every body for my award, right?

in english the speech please
oh yeah

I try, but what is the question?

Maybe i've missed somthing

birth of royal baby, third in line to rule Britannia Hip Hip Hurray!

well, for him to ever access the throne, somebody needs to tell great grandma Liz that perhaps she needs to let go and give a chance to grand daddy Charlie,
then daddy needs to have a little go and if there is any time left little babyboy could sit his royal derriere on the hand me down reupholstered bergere.

I am a fan of royalty

the architects did not know but sometimes on my island the sun shines and melts cars!!!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23950011

3 piles of books marked and my brain can't cope anymore, yet I've got 2 more to do.
"J'mapple Luoie" yeah his name is Louis, but he can't spell il either despite being 11 years old.
Perhaps we can get him to meet Lea.

British humour:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p01czsh8

in the land of the tea drinkers we say "storm in a teacup"

say toi la teacup uai

the french yellow teapot...by Renault!

mummy what is the man with the beret saying? Is he dissing me?

don't worry darling, these foreigners make no sense to me either.

so, Eléa, when i read "teacup" immediatly i think at the "yellow teapot", the english nickname of the first car builded by Renault for the formula wan championship in 1977.

Yellow because the color whas yellow and teapot because the engine whas not sure!

(prochaine fois je prendrai un traducteur! Je quitte ce sujet définitivement!!)

lol... 1977!!!!!, Formula One racing info !!!!

I'll try and slip that in a conversation tomorrow at work and show my vast encyclopedic motor racing knowledge

i kiff @didier for that kind of anecdote

I did not manage to slip it in today. Conversations in the staff room today were about piercing between boobies.

Kaio would have appreciated, I am sure

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-surrey-28967848

cunning ploy to make people go to the beach in England or real piece of news?

Banksy comes to deliver his art on a wall, but art means money, so hey presto the owner of the wall carefull takes down the piece of wall and aims to sell at auction.
If only they took down the wall he decorated in Israel. No such luck.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-29886166

Pop corn not for sell anymore at your local Tesco, so in true English style, you write a Shakespearian sonnet to complain.

poetry is not dead my friend

or....those blooming English are raving mad

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-30201960